YOUR HABITS.
YOUR BUSINESS.

No account, email, phone number, or real name required. Use an invented nickname, or stay anonymous.

What gets shared

Your result URL is public to anyone who has it. We store your optional nickname, archetype, scores, grade, and a short general tagline so your link and social card keep working. Public results are kept until removed by the operator. Search engines are asked not to index them.

What stays private

Your questionnaire choices are processed to create your verdict and sent to OpenRouter and its model provider when AI is enabled. Their processing and retention policies apply. We don’t store your answers, personal verdict, or receipts on our server. Your browser temporarily saves your in-progress answers and keeps your personal verdict and receipts in this tab’s session storage. They clear when that session ends; avoid shared devices.

Anonymous counts, not profiles

We count page visits, starts, completed tests, shares, and referral conversions. We use a temporary keyed hash of your IP address to limit abuse; the original IP is not stored by the app. Counters expire, and analytics are retained for up to 90 days. Your hosting provider may keep standard access logs. We don’t use advertising trackers.

This is a joke, not a diagnosis

The scores are fictional entertainment percentages based on everyday habits. They are not medical advice, psychological measurements, or a serious assessment of your worth. All roast levels target harmless behaviour.